I didn't invade anybody's personal space.
I parked in a 2-Hr Parking spot on Friday morning in downtown Newport News. For six hours.
Yes, I'm a badass like that.
The not-so-badass result of my badassery was this:
Lovely.
I was reading through it tonight to
How rude.
Granted, I was being a "violator," but there's no need for name-calling. It's only twenty bucks, damn.
Calling me names like I'm some sort of sinister supervillain isn't likely to scare me into paying my ticket.
"You've gone too far! You'll never get away with this, Violator!"
"Of course I will, you pathetic meter maid *mwahahahahaaaaaaa* because I'm.... The Violator!" (disappears evilly into the night)
Meh. Who am I kidding?
I already wrote a check for it.
I'm sooooo not a rebel sometimes. ♦
This is funny because I am sitting here watching parking wars on A&E channel. Well I guess funny for me, You, not so much. At least you got the goodie out of that spot. You evil Violator.
ReplyDeleteaww man that sucks..
ReplyDeleteThe red letter were grammatically incorrect too lol..
:)
Mmm busted!
ReplyDeleteI spent most of Sunday on my butt watching "Parking Wars" -- delightful hangover stuff, by the way -- and am glad that you will be paying this so that we won't see you chasing your towed car down the street.
ReplyDelete:-)
Pearl
holy crap, i love your new layout! AND your button! you are so cool, violator. i am honestly cracking up all over the place over the violator-meter maid bit. you are hilarious, my dear.
ReplyDeleteAhaha! That's too funny! Tell them to shove it up their asses! Or maybe not.
ReplyDeleteI think you should sign your cheque as "the violator"..
ReplyDeleteThink that should be a new supervillain. "The Violatooooooooor!!!!"
xx
since i've never gotten a parking ticket(read: angel. baha!), i wasn't entirely sure how to read this. i was like, 'holy shit! $275 for going 4 hours over?!' glad to know it was only $20. sorta?
ReplyDeletethank you for teaching me how to avoid paying fifty bucks in quarters next time i'm in court. or getting a marriage license. or participating in the conjugal volunteer program downtown.
ReplyDeleteonly $20? i'd say you made out easy. AND you can brag about all of the violating you've been doing around town.
congrats.
Somehow this reminds me of the Depeche Mode album "Violator" from 1990. Was an awesome piece of music history. So maybe they advertise the album ;)
ReplyDeleteSometimes you got to call a spade a spade you know!
ReplyDeleteI'm visiting here through Sarah's (Sarah Says) blog. I was going to comment on your ink when I read this in horror and realized you're just another contributor to the decay of modern society. 'Cuz EVERYBODY knows the kinda hell parking for six hours in a two-hour spot can wreak. Which only raises your bad-ass factor.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, awesome tats Missy. Love your attitude!
PS: Last time I was violated it cost me way more than twenty bucks, but I don't think we're talking about the same thing here. :)