In lieu of a lengthy rant that is currently in the making...
Here's some Filler Fluff that might bring a grin to your face, courtesy of my favorite 7 year-old "niece" Emma.
Lacey sent me this text last night:
Right when I think, "God please, I can't do this anymore...." He gives me a smile... here's the smile for the day. Emma yelled across the commissary isle, "Mommy! I need these Chips A Whore for my class!" I didn't even blush, just laughed and said, "Chips Ahoy, Emma?" lmao! Chips A Whore! Haha! (Then I had to whisper, "Um, Em, 'whore' is not a nice word..." she doesn't even know that word lol.)
I made the fatal mistake of innocently swigging out of my water bottle when I started reading this text.
I choked and started howling in laughter at the thought of my sweet, prim little princess Emma yelling about whores in the middle of the grocery store, and promptly snorted the water right out of my nose.
I'm still laughing about this today... and my nose still hurts.
What a scream! ♦
Lol, kids are so funny, and they don't even realize it!
ReplyDeletehysterical. they really are something else!
ReplyDeletemy nephew used to sing that song, 'i pound you, miss new booty!' absolutely to die for.
and now at the age of 7, he'll tell you to kiss his ass. my sister was like, 'you mean butt?' and he goes, 'no. i mean ASS.' all at my very conservative grandmother's house.
i can't wait 'til i blush over the shit my (possible) kids say, haha!
yes! i meant to say "pound" instead of "found." obviously, that's what made it so funny, haha.
ReplyDeleteStuff like that is funny...only when it's not happening to me anyways! Nothing better than my son when he was about 3 telling someone in the store that they have a big butt. And my niece used to run around singing about her purse all the time, she would say pursy, but you have to take the r out since she couldn't pronounce her r's...ya, that sounded really appropriate for a little girl to run around singing about!
ReplyDeleteP.S....sooo, we have the same comments from our hubs on the clothes I see! I think that's why mine likes winter so much, I actually "wear clothes"! I knew I liked you!
ReplyDeleteAnd I see you've got a button now, so I'm grabbing you, er, I mean it.
Kids say the darnest things lol...
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haha that's great. When my husband was deployed, he recieved a letter in the mail from a kid stating, "I hope you survive the whore." (He was trying to say war!) Kids are hilarious at times.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI teach 4-5 year old and last week before I got out for Spring Break, we were in the gym at P.E. The little girls LOVE to "do" my hair, and that's what 3 of them were doing when one of them reminded me that I was a fat baby(I had told them this earlier in the year). I don't know how this came up--it was out of the blue. Another little girl said "You're still fat." I was thinking, what the hell? That is so mean! I said, "I'm not fat!" The third little girl pointed at my boobs and said, "No, but those are!"
Very amusing seeing as I am a freakin size B!
Haha hells yeah!
ReplyDeleteChips A Whore! Think I'll have one with my next cup of coffee! :)
xx
haha! LOVES IT. kids say the best/most hilarious things ever.
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